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February 07 2018

types of people

bloodyknuckles-bruisedknees:

grey- earbuds in, doesn’t talk, disappearing randomly, always busy, tired face, hard outside soft inside.

yellow- bright eyes, cheerful grin, quick winks, tattered converse, warm heart, city parks, close friends.

blue- denim jackets, patterned socks, messy hair, knowing looks, full coffee mug, roaming the sidewalks.

red- angry glare, strong feelings, ripped jeans, combat boots, leather jackets, bruised knuckles, record stores.

brown- deep eyes, full of stories, old soul, sipping tea, soft skin, vintage clothes, thrift shops, flannel shirts.

green- smoothies, splattered jeans, paintbrush in hand, art museums, road trips, pressed flowers.

February 06 2018

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acautionarytale:

I mean, I’m not opposed

just-shower-thoughts:

I have never heard a car alarm and thought “A car is being robbed.”

cookievampiress:

morthils:

deliciouslycookingrpgideas:

a-daks:

probablybardrpgideas:

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse.
He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of.
But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

A true bard

I don’t know a damn thing about D&D but this funny as fuck

rosadiiiaz:

earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague

jdoodlz:

jdoodlz:

had a dream where jeremy, trevor and geoff recorded a whole series of a mountain monsters/buzzfeed unsolved type show and honestly? woke up sad that it wasn’t real

you’re welcome i predicted the future

quantumducky:

televoid theory

ian fell asleep on the couch with the tv on and it gave him weird dreams its fine everything is f i n e

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bernard-beth:

im-drinking-your-milkshake:

today’s mood

This is not a random meme and to see it decontextualised in such a way is beyond disturbing. The text above is the suicide note of MarShawn McCarrel, a poet, homelessness advocate and black lives matter activist who died at age 23 on the 8th February 2016, here is an article on mental health struggles for Black Lives Matter advocates and on McCarrel, his art, his advocacy, his life and the struggles that led to him leaving this earth. 

thegestianpoet:

who else here cant wait to be gay married 

February 05 2018

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samtalksfunny:

annabellioncourt:

muirin007:

I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself. 

That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship.

SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY MUIRIN I LOVE YOU MORE

@portraitoftheoddity 

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impossiblycleverdreamer:

YOU’RE WELCOME

jeaninetesori:

in this post, i will detail my rankings and reasons thereof of the sluttiness level of every character in hamlet, or their “ho ratio,” if you will,

klancept:

@ people who write fics that are ooc but on the soft side where both characters are just soft af with each other and supportive:

You’re so fucking valid

ghettoinuyasha:

ghettoinuyasha:

ghettoinuyasha:

the thor movies are always the best tbh like that’s right up my alley

sorry steve and tony i dont care about your dumb governmence and politics i wanna see this centuries-old magical boy prince use vine for the first time

“hey its thor and this is smack cam” *punches loki across the earth*

hansbekhart:

maybe-its-mabeling:

Does anyone else get really caught up on the small details in their writing? Like you can be really good at writing situations and feelings and characters, but you get to a point when you’re writing something small like what they’re making for dinner and before you know it, you’re googling recipes with tomatoes because you think the scene won’t be convincing unless you know the cooking time and temp??

**looks shifty, closes ten tabs**

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portentsofwoe:

scumfuckus:

Friends, Romans, countrymen

i come to top caesar, not to bottom him 

2srooky:

bakvvas:

ghettoinuyasha:

silly-slacker-person:

spectralbarbholland:

apartmentofstabs:

gadgethewolf:

starry-nightengale:

awesomealfry:

doorstoplord:

incendiarysongbird:

safety-officer-barto:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bisexualgambit:

jewishdragon:

officialqueer:

safety-officer-barto:

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

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HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

okay, but eighth graders

….. could be a nursery.

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

hello? HUSH

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Or like when someone drinks too much, or does cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?


Yea you got it, Ice.

flanoirbunny:

meeting your future self and learning that he’s hot

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