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May 22 2018

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karlimeaghan:

Tensimms + @ao3tags

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shockimprocrastinating:

S T R E E T S M A R T S

captainsnoop:

cutecajunlizard:

captainsnoop:

how bad do you think the american government and the capitalists in charge of it hate the internet for cluing in the not only the american public but the rest of the world that living in america actually sucks extremely hard 

turns out it’s hard to lie to people about the quality of living in other countries when you can chat with someone in Sweden and learn that the government pays YOU to go to college there. or you can chat with literally anybody in literally any other first world country and find out that going to the hospital is Fucking Free. 

like it’s no wonder captialists want net neutrality to end so badly. they’re getting exposed super hard and future voters are learning to fucking LOATHE the shit they’re doing. 

SO fuckin often conservative dipshits will be like why don’t you go over to Europe and see how they live you’ll be so thankful for Republicans protecting you from taxes and regulation. And I’m like. Holy fuck youre brainwashed by fox news. It would be sad if you deserved any empathy at this point.

my favorite thing is when an american conservative politician is like “oh you don’t want to go to europe it’s a lawless hellscape where people are murdered in the streets” and then online people are like 

a. what the fuck are you talking about i live in sweden and have never even seen a knife in my entire life

b. isn’t america a lawless hellscape where people are murdered in the streets every day? by COPS? 

chatotai:

jtwarnock:

chatotai:

chatotai:

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

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These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

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lukestarkillerisgay:

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

mixxtapej:

cosleia:

actualhansolo:

actualhansolo:

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

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totalspiffage:

oops-hi-boybandersinlove:

hobbitry-in-arms:

smokingchocolatecake:

somethingratchet:

boredpanda:

Heartwarming Pics Of Children Who Were Just Adopted

I love adoption stories. My mom adopted 3 kids and she never let us or anybody else make a difference out of the 6 of us. My biological brother had the same name as my adopted brother and people could not understand why my mom would name 2 sons in succession, Johnny. But we wouldn’t explain it. Adopt kids. Make it normal. Not the the thing u do simply when u cant.

This will melt a heart of stone.

^^^^ THAT PERSON UP THERE

please normalize the fuck out of adoption, i’ve given speeches and lectures and written papers about all the misconceptions and fears and rumors that plague the issues of adoption and make this perfectly normal, healthy, happy thing a rare occurrence in our society and that is sad and wrong

adoption is not “giving up” on a child, adoption is not a last resort, adoption is not just for certain types of families

please normalize adoption

Also please normalize adopting teenagers. I’m not saying you shouldn’t adopt young children and babies, but there are so many teens out there that just don’t get adopted because of their age. So please normalize adopting teens! 

I hate adding on to long posts, but as someone who spent time in foster care growing up I have to chime in. Foster parents are amazing, and so are adoptive parents. My foster parents, brothers and sisters made a huge impact on who I am. Please adopt. Adopted kids are not worth less than blood relations. Stop that line of thought.

bigmysteriousmoon:

mahoganydesk:

bigmysteriousmoon:

butchkurama:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

hi is anyone here good at photoshop and can make a version of leonardo da vincis st john the baptist where hes flipping the bird

this is incredibly important

how’s this?

god bless

Why was this important?  Like, I love the photoshop, but why?

1. i needed a reaction image for a very specific hypothetical situation that will never happen

2. its what leonardo would have wanted

dearbluetravelers:

thegayesttrashcan:

zaku-too:

adz:

adz:

i literally qualify as “megafauna”

if you are over 100 pounds..

You are Megafauna

the definition of megafauna in ecology is apparently “animals large enough to be seen with the naked eye” so we are all megafauna

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[ID: the dictionary definition of megafauna as follows:

“meg·a·fau·na

/ˈmeɡəˌfônə/

noun

ZOOLOGY

the large mammals of a particular region, habitat, or geological period.

ECOLOGY

animals that are large enough to be seen with the naked eye.”

Below is an image of a man wearing a shirt that says “We Are All Megafauna”]

I literally want that shirt so bad

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sugarandmemories:

We all want this. @ Marvel snap snap.

otabek-deserved-bronze:

torimouto:

yurio: I WANNA SKATE TO EROS

victor: i think the fuck not you trick ass 15 year old

yuuri: I think agape suits me better

victor: i think the fuck not you trick ass 23 year old

lesbianheart:

thinking about cats: 😚💗💛💕💖💕💓💕💛💕🌟💕💐💗💛💗💓💗💓💗💛💕💐💕😚💕😚💕💛💗💓💗💓💗💛😚💕

petting cats: 💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜

hearing cats purr: 😻❤️💘💖💘❤️💘❤️✨❤️✨💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️💘💗💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨💖💗💗💘❤️❤️😻❤️😻💘😻💘😻💘😻❤️😻💘💖

simplateau:

angelicavpd:

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

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kuntsuragi:

captain america coming out of the ice like

ursowhite:

iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised, on the playgroud is where i spent most of my days. longing for angelica, missing my wife. that’s when miss mariah reynolds walked into my life.

May 21 2018

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lynati:

anarchistettin:

afunnyfeminist:

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

  Far too many people have short memories when it comes to the shit their side did.

White supremacists and police have never been asked to commit to nonviolence. That’s only ever been asked of victims.

That’s only ever been asked of victims.

Say it louder for the people with their fingers in their ears.

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lennythereviewer:

nightf4iry:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

asksapphirejewel:

pembrokewkorgi:

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

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